HP 100 / 100
BEARS REKT
0
NEXT HALVING IN 210 KILLS
00:00
SUNRISE 21:00
EMBERS TESTNET4
0
RANK — PLEB
A BURN MACHINE GAME · TESTNET4 PRE-ALPHA

BEAR MARKET

One pleb. One night. The whole history of bitcoin trying to kill you.
Survive 21 minutes and the sun rises.

⌨ DESKTOP GAME — A KEYBOARD IS REQUIRED
  • A 21-minute night scripted as bitcoin's history — the Gox wave, the China Ban, the Halving, THE BEAR.
  • Burned sats become EMBERS: continues, summons, entries. Never damage, never score.
  • IRON runs (zero continues) rank apart from OPEN — and every burn is public chain data.
CHOOSE YOUR STARTING WEAPON the draft builds from here · duels always open with the lasers
🔥 THE FURNACE — the eternal total & the wall of epitaphs · 🏆 HALL OF FLAME

Free forever. Sats never buy power. Testnet4 only — no real bitcoin is used in this build. Burns are irreversible by design; the chain is the save file.
v 806c41a · 2026-07-29

HOW TO PLAY

  • Move: WASD / arrows. That's it — every weapon aims and fires itself.
  • Pick your starting weapon on the menu: LASER EYES sweep the field at range, the HASH HAMMER crushes the thickest crowd at mid-range, FULL NODE pulses a broadcast shockwave into everything that gets close. The draft builds from there.
  • SPACE is the one exception, and only if you draft RBF: it blinks you the way you're moving and leaves a burning wake. Standing still, you dash the way you last faced. The chevron on your pleb shows the heading; the ring shows the recharge.
  • Survive to 21:00. The night replays bitcoin's history: the Gox wave (3:00), the China Ban that always comes back (6:00+), the Halving (10:30, damage ×2), THE SUIT (12:30 & 18:30), the Contagion (14:00), Crypto Winter (17:00), THE BEAR (20:00).
  • Max a weapon and hold its paired passive and the next draft offers its ★ EVOLUTION — one weapon, transformed, for the rest of the night.
  • Two things want your gems: SHITCOINERS drop green fakes worth nothing, and THE SUIT drags real gems off the ground toward itself. Kill it first.
  • Kills drop sat-gems. Gems level you up; each level offers 3 upgrades — pick one, build your run.
  • Hurt? There is exactly one heal: below half HP the draft adds 🧻 PAPER HANDS — your strongest ability loses a level, you get 35% of max HP back. It always costs. Kite well and you never need it.
  • 📖 THE ALMANAC (menu & pause) remembers every threat you have met and every ability you have held — what a thing does, and how to fight it. Unmet things stay ???.
  • Embers are sats you already burned (testnet4). Spend them on continues and summons. They never buy damage or score.
  • 1 / 2 / 3 trigger summons. P pauses. M mutes.

📜 THE RECORD

BEST BUILD —
RECENT NIGHTS IRON ✊ = no continues
DAILY HISTORY one scored attempt per UTC date · last 30
⛏ MAINNET BOARD 2,100 embers · one attempt per UTC day · ⛏☀ = survivor

LEVEL UP

CHOOSE ONE — THE RUN IS YOUR BUILD

YOU FELL AT 18:42

🔥 INSERT COIN
GET UP WHERE YOU FELL — 500 EMBERS
⚔ NO CONTINUES
A DUEL HAS ONE LIFE — THE ANTE DECIDED THAT
— OR —

YOU OUTLASTED THE BEAR MARKET

🔥 THE SACRIFICE TESTNET4

Burn testnet sats through the burn machine and every destroyed sat becomes an EMBER — instant to spend, impossible to refund, because the sat behind it no longer exists. Build your burn at bitcoinburned.com with this exact OP_RETURN message:

BEARMKT:pleb
Burned today: 0 sats — that's a lot of fire. It will still be here tomorrow.
RECEIPTS the chain is the save file
Lifetime burned: 0 sats · Rank: PLEB

Adults only. Burns are permanent. This build accepts testnet4 burns exclusively — it will refuse mainnet txids. Verification runs client-side against mempool.space; each txid credits once, forever.

⚔ BURN DUEL TESTNET4 · v1 HONOR FLOW

Mutually-assured destruction: both antes are burned before anyone plays. Same seeded night, one attempt each, no continues, no summons — skill settles it. Antes are chain-proven; v1 results are honor-attested blobs you swap with your opponent.

NEW HERE? HOW A DUEL WORKS
  • The ante is the stake: you and your opponent each destroy the agreed sats (testnet4) up front, before anyone plays. Burned means gone forever — neither of you can win them back. What you fight for is the verdict.
  • The seed: your two burn transaction ids are mixed into one number that lays out the entire night — every spawn, every wave. Same seed, same night, for both of you. Nobody can scout it first: the night does not exist until both antes do.
  • One attempt each. No continues, no summons, both start with the lasers. Starting the fight spends your attempt even if you quit.
  • The result blob is a short code holding your time and kills. Send yours, paste theirs, press the verdict: longer survival wins, kills break a tie. In v1 the blob is your opponent's word (honor system) — only the antes are proven on the chain.
1 · CREATE A CHALLENGE
2 · ENTER THE DUEL both antes must be confirmed on testnet4
3 · THE VERDICT antes chain-proven · results honor-attested in v1

Results are honor-attested in v1 — the blob is your opponent’s word; the antes are chain-proven. One scored attempt per duel id, enforced locally. Adults only; testnet4 only.

🔥 BEFORE THE FIRE

Adults only — 18+. Sats you burn are destroyed forever. No refunds, no undo, no support ticket at the bottom of a fire. Embers buy drama — continues, summons, cosmetics — never power. The free game is the whole game.

This build is testnet4 only: the sats here are worthless test coins. The habit you practice is real, so the door is deliberately heavy.

🔥 SATS DESTROYED
they are embers now — instant to spend, impossible to refund
BEARMKT:pleb
paste it as the burn message on bitcoinburned.com
LIFETIME BURN RANK UP

EMBER

📖 THE ALMANAC

What the night has shown you. Threats unlock when you meet them; arsenal entries unlock when you have held them. The rest stays ??? — the dark keeps its secrets until you earn them.

THREATS base stats — the night ramps everything as it deepens
ARSENAL weapons · passives · ★ evolutions

PAUSED